SimplisticNode

Your own private server

Guaranteed resources, full root access and pure NVMe speed, on Ryzen hardware, deployed in seconds. Run anything you like, exactly how you like.
root@your-vps · example 8 GB VPS
$ssh root@your-vps
Welcome to Ubuntu. Your VPS is ready.
#nproc
4
#free -h | grep Mem
Mem: 8.0Gi total
#df -h /
/dev/vda1 100G NVMe
#apt install nginx -y
Setting up nginx ... done
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Size your VPS

Pick a region and a size. Every plan is pure NVMe with full root access, and you can scale up whenever you need to.

1. Choose a location

2. Pick your size

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8 GB · 4 cores The everyday all-rounder for apps and databases.

Instant deploy · Any Linux or Windows · Full root access · Cancel anytime

Run the system you like

Pick your operating system when you order, and reinstall any time in a click. Full root or Administrator access either way.

  • Ubuntu

    The popular all-rounder

  • Debian

    Rock-solid and minimal

  • Rocky Linux

    Enterprise Linux, community built

  • AlmaLinux

    Enterprise Linux, long support

  • Windows Server

    For .NET, RDP and Windows apps

  • Need something else? Ask us and we'll help you set it up.

A server that's genuinely yours

Guaranteed power, total control and a written uptime guarantee, standard on every plan.

  • Instant deploy

    Your VPS is provisioned and booting within seconds of ordering, no waiting on tickets.

  • Guaranteed resources

    Your vCPU and RAM are yours, no noisy neighbours eating your performance.

  • Pure NVMe

    Fast NVMe storage on every plan, so disk I/O never becomes your bottleneck.

  • Full root access

    Complete root (or Administrator) control, install anything, configure everything.

  • Any OS

    Ubuntu, Debian, Rocky, AlmaLinux or Windows Server, reinstall any time in a click.

  • DDoS protection

    Always-on DDoS protection keeps your server reachable through attacks.

  • 99.95% uptime

    Backed by a written uptime guarantee on redundant, enterprise hardware.

  • 24/7 support

    Real engineers on hand day or night, even on unmanaged plans.

Staff is really helpful and the prices for the VPS’s are the cheapest I have seen. I ran my Minecraft community only off a 12GB VPS. Service: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
Liam Cooper · Verified customer

Frequently asked questions

Still stuck? Real people are on live chat and Discord around the clock.

Unmanaged by default, it's your server to run however you like, with full root access. Need a hand? Our team is on live chat and Discord 24/7.

Any major Linux distro (Ubuntu, Debian, Rocky, AlmaLinux and more) or Windows Server, reinstallable any time from your panel. For Windows, you supply your own Windows Server licence.

Yes, complete root or Administrator access, plus console access through the panel.

Instantly, your VPS is provisioned and booting within seconds of your order completing.

Any time, scale your RAM, CPU and storage up as you grow, usually with just a quick reboot.

Yes, new orders can be refunded within the first 24 hours; renewals aren't refundable.

Spin up your server in seconds

Pick your resources and your VPS is booting before you've finished your coffee.

No setup fees · 24-hour money-back on new orders · Cancel any time