5.0 out of 5 from 36 reviews
Fast, honest hosting on hardware we own.
Web hosting, VPS and dedicated servers in the UK and US, set up in minutes and looked after by real people.
- 24-hour money-back guarantee
- Free site migration
- DDoS protection
- 99.95% uptimeWritten guarantee
- Online in ~60 secondsSet up automatically
- UK & US serversNewcastle · Salt Lake City
- Real humans, 24/7Live chat and Discord
Simple, honest prices
The price you sign up at is the price you keep. No setup fees, cancel any time, upgrade in a couple of clicks.
Simple
Perfect for personal portfolios and blogs.
- 3 GB NVMe storage
- Unlimited bandwidth
- Unlimited FTP accounts
- 3 email accounts
- 3 databases
Maxi
For growing businesses and communities.
- Unlimited NVMe storage
- Unlimited bandwidth
- Unlimited FTP accounts
- Unlimited email accounts
- Unlimited databases
Pro
Maximum performance for power users.
- Unlimited NVMe storage
- Unlimited bandwidth
- Unlimited FTP accounts
- Unlimited email accounts
- Unlimited features
24-hour money-back guarantee on new orders · No setup fees · Cancel any time
Everything you need to run a server
Fast hardware we own, protection that's always on, and real people who know hosting inside out.
Online in minutes
Order, and your hosting is set up and started for you. Log into your control panel and you're away, or we'll migrate your site for free.
- $order vps --size 8gb --region newcastle
- ✓Payment confirmed
- ✓Ryzen cores and NVMe allocated
- ✓DDoS protection attached
- ✓Operating system installed
- ●Online. Your login details are in your inbox.
Always-on DDoS protection
Attacks are filtered before they ever reach your site or server, so you stay online when it matters.
Hardware we own
Enterprise Ryzen and EPYC CPUs on pure NVMe storage. Not rented cloud, so we control the speed you pay for.
Backups every day
Automatic off-site backups run daily, so a bad update or a deleted file is never the end of the world. Restore in a couple of clicks.
Real humans, 24/7
No bots, no scripts. Get help on live chat or our Discord from people who know hosting, day or night.
Join our DiscordControl panels you already know
Pick cPanel or DirectAdmin for your websites, manage game and voice servers in our own game panel, and handle billing in one client area.
Two regions, both on our own hardware
Newcastle for the UK and Europe, Salt Lake City for North America. Every region runs pure NVMe behind always-on DDoS filtering.
NewcastleUnited Kingdom- Salt Lake CityUnited States
Switching to us is free
Hosted somewhere else? Our team moves your website, email and databases across for you, with no downtime and no charge.
Tell us where you are now
Send us your current host's details through a ticket or live chat.
We move everything
Your site, email and databases are copied across for you, free of charge.
Switch with no downtime
Point your domain at us when it's ready. Visitors never notice the move.
Game servers and community tools
The same fast hardware and real support, for your Minecraft world, FiveM city, Discord bot or voice server.
Loved by server owners
Rated 5.0 out of 5 from 36 reviews.
“Its a wonderful company. Good prices. I highly recommend using their services. Pretty quick to respond to a support ticket.”
Tyler Tingue
“I liked the quick service when I wanted to do upgrades, the pricing .. everything. I recommend Simplistic to my friends.”
JacobTheKidd
“Pricing, quality of the services, and the layout of the control panel are perfect!”
Jeff Scrymgeour
“Great people to do business with. Very understanding and kind!”
Adam Murray
“SimplisticNode has been an excellent hosting provider for me. Their service is very reliable, I’ve had zero downtime or major issues in the several months I’ve been with them. The control panel is super easy to use and navigate, and their…”
Connor
“Helped me break free from an Abusive Host - Helped me even when I was being annoying and is still actively helping. Thanks Simplistic! - Ryan (Westie Creations LLC)”
Ryan West
SimplisticNode is a trading name of Lonex Group Ltd, a UK registered company (No. 17149187) based in Durham.Live service statusSee every service and region in real time, and any maintenance we have planned.99.95% uptime, in writingEvery plan is covered by our uptime promise. Read exactly what we guarantee and what happens if we miss it.Partners we work with
Domains, email and reselling
Everything else your project needs, managed from the same account.
Frequently asked questions
Still stuck? Real people are on live chat and Discord around the clock.
A website or blog fits web hosting. If you need to install your own software or want full root access, pick a VPS. For the heaviest workloads, or a whole machine to yourself, choose a dedicated server. Not sure? Ask us on live chat and a real person will help you pick.
Yes, free of charge. Send us your current host's details and we'll migrate your site, email and databases with no downtime.
On hardware we own in Newcastle (UK) and Salt Lake City (US). Pick the region closest to your visitors or players when you order.
No. The price you sign up at is the price you stay at: no teaser rates and no surprise renewals.
Any time, in a couple of clicks. You only pay the difference, and nothing is locked in.
Yes, new orders come with a 24-hour money-back guarantee. Ask within 24 hours of your first order for a full refund. Renewals aren't refundable.
Ready to get online?
Set up in minutes, or let our team move your existing site or server over for free.
No setup fees · 24-hour money-back on new orders · Cancel any time