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Dedicated Server Hosting

Bare metal, all yours

A whole machine with no one else on it: enterprise hardware, full root and a generous 330 TB transfer, in Salt Lake City and Dallas. Total power, total control.

The machines

Now on pre-order · Dallas

  • Dual Xeon E5-2620 v3

    $79.95/mo

    12 Cores32 GB DDR4
  • Xeon E5-1650 v4

    $79.95/mo

    6 Cores64 GB DDR4
  • Xeon E5-1650 v4

    $84.95/mo

    6 Cores64 GB DDR4
  • Xeon E5-2660 v4

    $89.95/mo

    14 Cores128 GB DDR4

Every machine: full root, IPMI/KVM and always-on DDoS protection.

Choose your machine

Every machine below is on pre-order: order now to reserve it, and we'll set it up as soon as it's racked. Narrow it down by location, hardware or budget.

Location

Processor

Sockets

Disk

CPU cores6 – 32
Memory32 GB – 256 GB
Storage480 GB – 15.36 TB
Price$79.95 – $279.95

12 machines

  • Dual Xeon E5-2620 v3

    Dallas

    $79.95/mo

    1 incomingPre-order

    Cores

    123.2 GHz · 2S

    Memory

    32GBDDR4

    Storage

    1 TB SATA SSD1 drive

    Network

    1 Gbps330 TB · 1 IPv4
  • Intel Xeon E5-1650 v4

    Dallas

    $79.95/mo

    1 incomingPre-order

    Cores

    64.0 GHz

    Memory

    64GBDDR4

    Storage

    480 GB SATA SSD1 drive

    Network

    1 Gbps330 TB · 1 IPv4
  • Intel Xeon E5-1650 v4

    Dallas

    $84.95/mo

    1 incomingPre-order

    Cores

    64.0 GHz

    Memory

    64GBDDR4

    Storage

    1.86 TB SATA SSD1 drive

    Network

    1 Gbps330 TB · 1 IPv4
  • Intel Xeon E5-2660 v4

    Dallas

    $89.95/mo

    9 incomingPre-order

    Cores

    143.2 GHz

    Memory

    128GBDDR4

    Storage

    1 TB SATA SSD1 drive

    Network

    1 Gbps330 TB · 1 IPv4
  • Dual Xeon E5-2620 v4

    Dallas

    $89.95/mo

    1 incomingPre-order

    Cores

    163.0 GHz · 2S

    Memory

    128GBDDR4

    Storage

    900 GB SATA SSD1 drive

    Network

    1 Gbps330 TB · 1 IPv4
  • Dual Xeon E5-2620 v4

    Dallas

    $94.95/mo

    1 incomingPre-order

    Cores

    163.0 GHz · 2S

    Memory

    128GBDDR4

    Storage

    1 TB SATA SSD1 drive

    Network

    1 Gbps330 TB · 1 IPv4
  • Dual Xeon E5-2650 v4

    Dallas

    $99.95/mo

    1 incomingPre-order

    Cores

    242.9 GHz · 2S

    Memory

    128GBDDR4

    Storage

    1.75 TB SATA SSD1 drive

    Network

    1 Gbps330 TB · 1 IPv4
  • AMD Ryzen 9 7950X

    Dallas

    $174.95/mo

    Sold out

    Cores

    165.7 GHz

    Memory

    128GBDDR5

    Storage

    2 TB NVMe1 drive

    Network

    1 Gbps330 TB · 1 IPv4
  • Dual Xeon Gold 6142

    Dallas

    $239.95/mo

    2 incomingPre-order

    Cores

    323.7 GHz · 2S

    Memory

    256GBDDR4

    Storage

    15.36 TB NVMe2 × 7.68 TB NVMe

    Network

    1 Gbps330 TB · 1 IPv4
  • AMD Ryzen 7 5700G

    Salt Lake City

    $89.95/mo

    Sold out

    Cores

    83.8 GHz

    Memory

    64GBDDR4

    Storage

    1 TB NVMe1 drive

    Network

    1 Gbps330 TB · 1 IPv4
  • AMD Ryzen 9 7950X

    Salt Lake City

    $209.95/mo

    Sold out

    Cores

    165.7 GHz

    Memory

    128GBDDR5

    Storage

    2 TB NVMe1 drive

    Network

    1 Gbps330 TB · 1 IPv4
  • AMD Ryzen 9 9950X

    Salt Lake City

    $279.95/mo

    Sold out

    Cores

    165.7 GHz

    Memory

    128GBDDR5

    Storage

    2 TB NVMe1 drive

    Network

    1 Gbps330 TB · 1 IPv4

Every machine includes full root, IPMI/KVM, always-on DDoS protection and setup in 1-12 working hours.

Every server includes

No matter which configuration you pick, the essentials come as standard.

  • Full root / administrator access
  • IPMI / KVM remote management
  • Always-on DDoS protection
  • Free OS reinstalls, any time
  • Choice of Linux or Windows Server
  • Hardware RAID options
  • Private VLAN available
  • 99.95% uptime SLA
  • 24/7 support from real engineers
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Frequently asked questions

Still stuck? Real people are on live chat and Discord around the clock.

Most builds are provisioned within 1-12 working hours.

Yes, complete root (or Administrator) access, plus IPMI/KVM so you can manage the machine as if you were stood in front of it.

Unmanaged, it's your machine to run however you like. If you get stuck, our team is on live chat and Discord 24/7.

Any major Linux distribution or Windows Server, reinstallable at any time from your control panel.

Every server includes 330 TB of monthly transfer on a 1 Gbps port, plenty for busy sites and communities.

Whenever you need to, we'll help you move up to a larger machine with minimal fuss.

Ready for raw power?

Pick a configuration and we'll have your bare-metal server online within 1-12 working hours.

No setup fees · 24-hour money-back on new orders · Cancel any time